Captain Ron!
Splutter, Hurrumph,Eagggg.
In all the annals of maritime glory & daring do, of stories that set the heart pounding,with the hero giving his all, sometimes in vain, you guys come up with what?..................Captain Ron. How about the sequel, Little Ronny, Ensign Ron, Good grief.
Not exactly 'Sink the Bismarck' material.
Das Boot the best submarine movie ever made,or the excellent 'Master & Commander', tales of daring do.'Africa Queen' what a cast. Not to forget any of those old British black & white war movies where the battered old destroyer limps back to port and the whole fleet in Scapa Flow sounds their horns, Whooop, Whoop,with the commander standing on the open bridge drinking his tea(laced with OP rum) out of a battered tin mug. Those ladies & gentlemen are true maritime movies, Captain Tom, Forsooth!
Oh, and an honourable mention to 'Operation Petticoat'.