Why am I here and not somewhere like there?
Your "here" looks about 25 degrees F warmer than my "here" at work. Consistently -30F everyday this week.
Ooh! Don's hidden recliner. Now there's a geocache to seek. Maybe he'd up the ante by putting a (full) bottle of JD under it.
Knowing Don he'd probably meet you there...
Of course the bottle would probably be empty though