If you know how a pumpout setup works, you will realize that there's no reason to get sewage on your hands, face, clothing, etc. It all stays inside the hoses.
Very true. A number of years ago our marina installed portable pumpout carts on the docks. They are kept in "hangars" and you wheel them to your boat, pump out, wheel it back, and pump the tank into the marina's sewage system. The tank on each cart holds about 40 gallons I think.
The first pumps on these carts were big diaphragm pumps and they would periodically clog and jam. These were replaced several years ago with new carts that use a huge version of the kind of pump used for blood transfusions and kidney dialysis--- a rotating arm with rollers on each end goes around and squishes a rubber tube around the outside of the chamber and this moves the material through the tube and into the tank or wherever. We have the same kind of pump as our shower sump pump and it's great as it is virtually clog-proof. For pumping the cart tank into the sewer line the pump arm rotates the other direction.
Great system and the only problem we've ever experienced with it is bozos who pump their boat out, return the cart to the hangar, and then just leave it instead of emptying the tank into the sewer line.
The marina has a pump-out dock, too, with two pumpout stations on it. But it's effectiveness can be marginal at low tide when the pumps have to move the effluent up quite aways. Ever since the marina installed the portable carts about the only boats we see using the dock anymore are visitors.
But as Ron implied, pumping out with shoreside equipment is easy, quick, and mess-less. It's prudent to wear disposable gloves when handling the equipment, of course, but it's a very simple process. And, in the case of our marina at least, it's free.