Poor George, the Millenial...
George was sick of the world. Tired of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, China, Election conspiracies, global warming, racial tensions, BLM riots and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.
George decided to end himself.
George drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could.
He got back into his car and lowered all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, then he started the car.
Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car.
She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling George from the car.
A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.