This is the first time I have seen this thread.
I was having a good day. Now I am so jealous.
I have the worst engine room imaginable. It is, without a doubt, the absolute worst thing about my boat.
It has only overhead access. Any dropped tools and parts go down to a bilge that can only be accessed by a trained orangutan with 5ft arms.
I have to disassemble the settee to access the alternator.
I do most of my engine work by feel due to no possible line of sight. Lots of fun when the engine is hot and I'm rolling it a rough beam sea, about to add my lunch to the contents of the bilge.
All the blood rushes to my head when I do engine work. Any contents of the shirt pockets get emptied into the bilge when checking the oil (including my Galaxy S3 two days after I bought it).
The engine and bilge need painting but the orangutan won't cooperate.
I'd post a photo but I'm embarrassed. I'd also need a camera mounted on a remote control arm to get a side shot.
You know why I really have sails? I need them when I drop my last impellor into the bilge and I've run out of bananas.