Two cows

[phillippeterson]

What are two cows arguing about if it doesn't even matter?

 

[Gdavid]

Udder confusion?

 

[phillippeterson]

Udder confusion?

Well done! I was thinking a "moooooot point."

 

[phillippeterson]

Where does a cow take a cow on a first date?

 

[Gdavid]

Where does a cow take a cow on a first date?

Harbor chat but probably gets lost on the way.

 

[jleonard]

Where does a cow take a cow on a first date?

A calfe?

 

[sunchaser]

Where does a cow take a cow on a first date?

Mooseum

 

[phillippeterson]

Mooseum

and the second date would be to the "mooooovies."

 

[phillippeterson]

What do you call a cow who is always bumming money off you?

 

[CaptTom]

I read the title and had a flashback to the early days of home computers.


There was a software vendor by that name, Two Cows.


Hadn't thought about them in decades!

 

[Gdavid]

What do you call a cow who is always bumming money off you?

An ungrateful Moooooooch

 

[O C Diver]

I read the title and had a flashback to the early days of home computers.


There was a software vendor by that name, Two Cows.


Hadn't thought about them in decades!

Yes, I was wondering. Frankly I think the title was a bum steer.

Ted

 

[Gdavid]

Yes, I was wondering. Frankly I think the title was a bum steer.

Ted

Well done

 

[AlaskaProf]

Where does a cow take a cow on a first date?

a gay bar?

 

[Eagle Pursuit]

Is it possible to block a thread…?

 

[Alaskan Sea-Duction]

Great exercise for the brain!

Mooooolicious

 

[Brisyboy]

This thread feels like a pat down

 

[Portage_Bay]

Beware. Don't offend the cows.

Cows with guns

 

[phillippeterson]

Great exercise for the brain!

Mooooolicious

What do you call a cow that's happy. Then sad. Then happy. Then sad?

 

[AlaskaProf]

Yes, I was wondering. Frankly I think the title was a bum steer.

Ted

A no-bull endeavor!

 

[phillippeterson]

What do you call a cow that's happy. Then sad. Then happy. Then sad?

moooooody

 

[phillippeterson]

Great exercise for the brain!

What does a cow order at a Chinese restaurant?

 

[AlaskaProf]

What does a cow order at a Chinese restaurant?

Moooshu tofu?


Mooo gu gai-pan? vegan, of course.

 

[phillippeterson]

Moooshu tofu?


Mooo gu gai-pan? vegan, of course.

Of course !!

 

[phillippeterson]

What is a cow's slang word for money ?

 

[Wayfarer]

What is a cow's slang word for money ?

What is Moolah, Alex?

 

[phillippeterson]

What is a cow riding when he says "ciao?"

 

[kthoennes]

A Vespa moootorcycle?

 

[Unclematt]

Ma Moo Mia this is utterly silly

 

[phillippeterson]

Ma Moo Mia this is utterly silly

Awesome !!