Bikini's are a creation from the devil. That's why they are so damn HOT ... Thank God!!
Wifey B:
Bikini's are a creation from the devil. That's why they are so damn HOT ... Thank God!!
Funny "thing in the water" story from way back: Bud and I were going to move a boat, and this was when cell phones were getting portable enough to have in a pocket. Of course there was a steep learning curve for all of us crawling around boats with the things in the pockets. We learned that when they smell water, they jump out!
So we are climbing in a little boat and it was pretty shallow. He is leaning over doing something and the phone does it's jump, skids along the dock and hits the water. Dude is P'd, of course. I tell him I have a trick to find the phone. I'll call his number and when it rings, it will blow bubbles. So he leans over and watches and I call his number. He's looking hard for bubbles!!! This guy was another engineer!!! After a while he thought about it and asked if I was sh!tting him. Of course I was and admitted it. He was now doubly p'd!!!
I allow myself a "stupid" budget of $1000 each year. Dropping cell phones in the water, same with sunglasses, speeding tickets, fender benders, dock rash, locksmith service, wallet on car roof...etc. Anything that costs money due to me being stupid goes in the stupid budget column.
If I go a year and still have not hit $1k, I pat myself on the back and feel good. It's amazing how this relieves the sting of doing something dumb.
And cell phones are the worst. Probably half the money I waste is due to those infernal contraptions. Sunglasses next. One month lost three pretty decent pairs and that exceeded how much I spent on diesel.
When I'm on a boat I always try to wear a shirt with Velcro closed flaps on the pockets.
My cell phone has fallen out of regular shirt pockets way to often.
My favorite boating shirt is the Colombia Bonehead.