LOL!!
I understand that lightning is often much less than an inch in diameter! Pretty amazing amount of power in such a small 'package'.
Mark, I think your lightning rod is a tremendous help to those of us boating with you at a safe distance. At least we have a pretty good idea where the lightning will strike.
Last week, I was helping my friend Gene clean his boat when lightning started to move in. I figured I better get home while the getting was still good. I had a 2 mile boat ride home. I made it half-way there (between light 45 and Korth's Pirate's lair) when my radar lit up with rain all around me, but none was hitting the water...yet About 30 seconds later, it was like someone turned in a faucet. The cell was directly overhead me and my canvas was getting a great wash down! Visibility was down to about a mile in heavy rain, but it was no problem as I was just a few turns from home and the winds were still relatively light. There was lightning all around for a short time. Sure wish you were there!!