Portland OR to San Fran bay area

[BandB]

Wifey B, when you find yourselves on the lower stretches of the Columbia with a hankerin' to head upstream, sent me a PM. We've been up and down the river several times. Enough to know where to go and where not to. If you've never had the pleasure of going through our locks I might be able to give you a tip or two to make the passage a bit easier.

Wifey B: We've been through one of your locks and hundreds of other locks, but you know I'd love to cruise to you. Just don't see when we'll get there and what boat that we could do the entire river in. Still, one day, we'll find a way. We love the coasts, but we want to do all the rivers too.